Happy Father's Day, Johnson!

YOU KNOW YER JOHNSON'S KID WHEN...

 

 

YER USED TO THE WORD "YER" AND EVEN USE IT OCCASIONALLY

PEOPLE FIND OUT YER "JOHNSON'S KID" THEY SMILE, SHAKE THEIR HEAD AND SAY "WHAT'S THAT LIKE"?

YOU BARELY ESCAPED  BEING NAMED "WILLIE"

YER EMAIL IS FULL OF FORWARDS


 

YOU'VE HEARD THE RESPONSE "PURDY GOOD" MORE TIMES THAN YOU WOULD HAVE LIKED

YOU THINK TWICE ABOUT INVITING HIM TO SOCIAL EVENTS

YOU SOMEHOW RECEIVED THE NICKNAME "COOTER" AFTER HE WATCHED THE MOVIE ROOTS

YER FULLY AWARE IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT

GROWING UP YOU HAD DOGS NAMED LUTHER, GUS AND DUKE

YOU CONSIDER DOING A "WELFARE CHECK" TO BE SURE HE'S STILL ALIVE

YER NOT SHOCKED THAT YER FATHER GOES TO BURNING MAN

YER KIDS' VOCABULARY  AND SUGAR TOLERANCE IS AT SERIOUS RISK OF EXPANDING WHEN GRANDPA IS AROUND

YOU'VE RECEIVED THE WORLD'S MOST INTERESTING, RANDOM "PRIZES"

YER SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU WERE RAISED BY A CONSERVATIVE, REBEL FLAG TATTOOED, HIPPY BIKER DUDE! 


YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT BLOOD IS THICKER EN' WATER.

IT'S BEEN A CRAZY RIDE DAD! 

I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING. 

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

LOVE,
COOTER